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| Me Tarzan. Me Agony Uncle and 1970's footballer |
Me Tarzan
Me Lord of
Jungle and Agony Uncle.
You need help? You come to right place.
You need help? You come to right place.
Lonely married man writes...
Dear Tarzan.
I've been
married for 5 years and my wife refuses to make love to me. She won't listen to
my needs, and to top it all my Mother-In-Law has moved in with us.
I'm at the
end of my tether.
Please
Help!
George, 43.
London
Tarzan replies...
Dear George
When Tarzan want
Jane, Tarzan thump chest and roar like a Lion, king of beasts. She
come and make Tarzan happy. If Cheetah there, Tarzan give
him banana and he leave tree.
When you
see wife, thump chest and roar. Wife like that. Wife also like it when you
wrestle tigers.
If Mother
there, give her banana and tell her to leave.
If she
don't go, throw her out of tree.
Yours,
Tarzan.
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| Ahheeeeahhheeeeahhhhhhhhh!!!!! |
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